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names Sam 22 years old. if you like funny shit take a gander below.

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Member of Aphaia's Supernatural Family as *God* @ivorycas

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

(via asexualock)

thesweetpianowritingdownmylife:

drillheadonfire:

whats the difference between bi people and unicorns

i can see unicorns on movies and tv

I told this to my mum and she was like “That’s not t… yes it is.”

(via gottafindcas)

foodnun:

Me: can i see your homework

Someone: No do your own

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eyesopen:

when you’re on tumblr and you turn the brightness down reaaal low ‘cause it’s late and your mama don’t know

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ottercopter:

gourmetknights:

GameInformer took points off of X and Y’s review score because it ‘still feels like a Pokemon game’

Well what the fuck do they expect it to feel like

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(via ruinedchildhood)

utteranonymity:

Fun little trick I learned in therapy: validation. When someone is upset, don’t try to fix the problem, point out the cause, or tell them it could be worse. Just validate their emotions. Be like, ‘shit yeah man, that sucks. I’m sorry you’re going through that. I’m here for you.’ That’s literally all you have to do to make them feel better. Thank you and goodnight.

(via pleasecallmesurely)

blazepress:

Thats no way to live.